Month: September 2019

Wish

I downloaded this free app It looked cool and promised all sorts of chanazze. They offered thousands of products, Cheap! and some even free on a promise. You have to pay extra for postage and packaging Which seems fair As these products look fantastic. After 3 weeks your purchase finally arrives. Wrapped tightly and looks …

EDF ENERGY

I got a final bill from EDF Energy I’m sure it was a crime. They charged us hundreds of pounds To live a peaceful life. We called customer service And asked them to explain… But all we got was misfortune And another letter of shame. Now, me and the wife are no energy scientists But …

Magners

I drink the essence of the ripened apples Spoken in the Bible as knowledge In all known chapels. I drink to feel I drink to numb reality’s chore I drink to forget I drink to embrace all the regrets. The sweet bubbling scent fills my spent As the crushed apples deliver their magnificent descent. They …

LinkedIn

Hello, and welcome to my little page of significance It’s all on here, this place we call Linkedin. Check out my profile! It’s full of mind-bending things. Look what I’m offering… Can you see all my skills? My education And my work history that pays for all the bills. My description is sleek Sometimes I …