My Little Brother
My little brother – wears a nappy on his head.
He plays with all my toys and throws them in a mess.
He’s always drinking bot bots and even wets the bed.
Sometimes, he jumps on me – when I’m playing or having a little rest.
But he smiles and talks to me, and that’s when I love him best.
He’s my little brother and he puts me to the test.
Pears and plums –
Put them in your lunch box for some healthy fun.
Because if you forget to eat fresh food
You might get ill and then you’ll be a fool.
The Kids Of The 90’s
Get off those consoles and put them phones down.
It’s time to run around in the massive playground.
Let’s play those games – when our mums and dads were kids.
They had lots of fun and told us how they did;
Playing marbles for a quid.
Playing Kirby with the kids.
Beat the letter,
And playing ball games in the park.
We can never understand – how they managed to leave their mark.
Running around the town
Stopping your feet to drawn
Come in all colours and sizes
Make sure to tuck in your trousers.
Stinky, stinky –
How I wonder, how you run?
Jumping around the house – having lots of silly fun
When people come round you turn into my naughty little son.
Get on that potty and get the job done.
Last Shout Before Bed
Let’s shout out at mum
Let’s shout out at dad
Let’s shout out! –
Until the neighbours come
Shouting all around
Shouting around the town
Shouting out all sorts of stuff – put on your dressing gown!